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Kata kata Lucu dan Gokil Terbaru

Kata kata Lucu dan Gokil Terbaru
Kumpulan akata kata lucu dan kata-kata romantis buat pacar.

kata pak polisi ciuman itu kasus

kata bu guru ciuman itu rumus

kata dokter ciuman itu firus

kata pacar.. ciuman itu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

jika mata adalah cahaya maka hati adalah permata
mawansudar@yahoo.com

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hati tak snag bkn krna cntayg hlng,tp krn tak pnya uang,hati sdih bkan krn di tinggl kkasih,tpi krna isi dmpet slalu brsih,hdup sngsra bkn krna doi tak stiatpi krna tak pny pulsa,hdup tnpa cnta bsa bhagia,tpi hdup tnpa plsa bkin kta metana’kni aku cmberut’bkn krna pcr drbut”tpi krn hp bkin aku bangkrt..
aminromadlon@yahoo.co.id

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8 3 1

8 huruf

3 kata

1 arti

I LOVE YOU
meme

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Aku bukanlah seorang malaikat.
Tapi kuingin bahagiakannya, penuhi harapannya, dan tumbuhkan kceriaannya.
Putih tak selalau benar, buruk tak selalu hitam, dan bijak pun tak selalu netral.
Hanya segelintir yang mengerti perasaanku.
Apakah masih dapat bila inginku menjadi malaikatnya tanpa sayap????????

meme

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Bersyukurlah u/ masa2 sulit,
dmasa i2lah km akn b’tumbuh;

bersyukurlah u/ keterbatasanmu,
krn i2 akn membrimu kesempatan u/ berkembang;

bersyukurlah u/setiap tantangan baru,
krn i2 akn membangun kekuatan n karaktermu;

bersyukurlah u/ kesalahan yng km buat krn i2 akn memberi pelajaran berharga buatmu……

yuliana

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PanTUn meLAyu
mNgatakn..

Anak mOnyet
iLang disawah…

Org2 sibuK
mencari..

BILA anda tekan
kebawaH..

Anda lah mOnyet
yG kmi cari..

WakAkKaKkAK

febri

Kumpulan Tebak-tebakan Lucu dan Gokil Terbaru

Kumpulan Tebak-tebakan Lucu dan Gokil Terbaru

Koleksi tebak-tebakan lucu Buat Pacar, Sms Lucu dan Kata-kata lucu

Sebelumnya baca juga kata-kata lucu terbaru.

pa’Jaya tukang salsa
binatang rusa makan kedondong
orang kaya mau buang pulsa
orang susah bales dongggggggggg

*sakerhetzzzz*

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POHON RANDU
CONDONG KE BARAT
BILA RINDU
TULISLAH SURAT

BATIAR.N.D IX C SMP 2 DAWE

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buah gedondong
buah aren
biar gondrong
asal keren

beli baju di semarang
bayar dulu baru pulang
sung guh lucu cewek sekarang
di cium satu minta diulang

muchammad ridwan IX E SMP 2 DAWE

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ada lilin di gereja
hanya satu yang menyala
banyak lelaki didunia
hanya satu yang ku cinta

khu_cakit@ya.com

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emas murni Dua puluh empat karat
Aku ga bisa nemeni Pulsaku lagi sekarat

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orang bilang 1 jam sama dgn 60 mnt.
1 mnt sama dgn 60 detik.
tapi mereka ga tau1 detik tanpa kamu bagiku ….
serasa seabad!

windy.nirma@yahoo.co.id

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malam telah larut, namun mata ini tetap tak mau terpejam.. khayalan demi khayalan membesit dan semakin menjelma di benakku…
terbayang akan dirimu, dirimu dan hanya dirimu…
begitu besar cinta ku padamu, begitu kuat perasaan ini untuk mu, namun kusadar betapa dalam cinta telah mempengaruhi diriku akan cintaku padamu yang tak pasti…
salam buat cinta yang sejati dan selalu pasti apa adanya…

ramlis5588@yahoo.co.id

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Q Hrs Mengaku! sEjK mEN9eNl mO,
Q tK dPt MeLpkn Moe
KrN Ssetiap Mlm Kau sLL hDR dalam mimpi koe
dAn meBuat koe Snantiasa Sll MenGgt Moe Sungguh Aku Sayank Kmoe………….
Cntakoe

http://www.6174-flowers.com

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Lonceng Tidak Akan Terdengar Bila Tidak Dibunyikan.
Lagu Tidak Akan Indah Bila Tidak Di Nanyikan.
Kasih Tidak Akan Terasa Bila Tidak Dibagikan……..
Good Day Every Body…….. Gbu

yuliana

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i!i!i:…:i!i!i:.
(i!isWe3t!i!)
‘+DreaM+’
“+::+”

bAntaL haTi dR Qu..

Agr KaMu BiSa tDr dng’n leLap..

.:G’Nith N cWeet Dream:.

onemallmsteen@yahoo.co.id

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Baca juga  yang lainnya ya http://citoko88.blogspot.com/2014/09/kumpulan-tebak-tebakan-lucu-dan-gokil.html

Tebak-tebakan Gombal Lucu Buat Pacar

Tebak-tebakan Gombal Lucu Buat Pacar
Kumpulan sms atau kata-kata gombal untuk tebak-tebakan sama pacar atau kekasih.

Beberapa koleksi tebak-tebakan Gombal

jalan-jalan ke kota baru
jangan lupa beli kain warna biru
kalau kau cinta padaku
katakan saja i love you

www.damstronk@yahoo.com

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walaupun you scerewet spongebob….secuek squtword……….segalak sendi…………sejahat plankton………..sbloon petric………spelit mr.crab……………..tetapi U adalah pacarQ FOREVER…………

uchy.anty@yahoo.co.id

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bunga mawar jangan di bungkus kalau dibungkus hilang sarinya punya pacar jangan diputus kalau diputus sakit hatinya”

coklatneni@gmail.com

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when u miss me please call me…
when i miss u , i will miss call u…pelit bgt ga siiii

dr.ngesot@yahoo.co.id

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I have a pen
my pen is blue
I have a friend
my friend is you…

ien_funny@yahoo.co.id

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Luka Pa yG BikIn seneng……….

Luka’ta Gw cantik….
EmaNG..

LuKa..ta gW PiNtEr…
FakTA….

Emanx.. LUka’Wan
PalinG JU2r….

He.H3..H3………

wy_2009@yahoo.co.id

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wajah mu memang imut bodi mu kayak siput tingkah mu membuat ku salut tapi sayang! hobi mu suka kentut

hehoulai@yahoo.com

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JLN2 KE KOTA MALUKU
JGN LUPA BLI DUKU
KLU KAU CINTA PADAKU
BILANGLAH I L U

IWAN

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Wanita diciptakn dari rusuk pria,
Bukan dari kepalany untuk mnjadi atasannya
Bukan pula dari kakinya untuk mnjadi alasny.
Melainkan dari sisinya untuk mnjadi teman hidupny
Dekat dg lengannya untuk di lindunginy
dan dekat pula dg hatiny untuk di cintainy,,,

Rye ^_^

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orang di barat bilang permata itu indah aku diam…..
orang ditimur bilang intan itu indah aku diam
orang diselatan bilang emas itu indah aku diam…..
orang Di barat,timur,selatan semua diam….
saat aku bilang KAMULAH YANG PALING INDAH………

Fajar_punksejati@yahoo.com

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KUMPULAN SMS ROMANTIS – SMS CINTA ROMANTIS GOMBAL – SMS-SMS MESRA LUCU – SMS RAYUAN CINTA PALING INDAH VERSI INDONESIA
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miLikiLah SEbuAh “HATI” yG tidak PerNah MemBenCi, seBuah “SENYUMAN” YanG tiDak perNah PudaR,SebuAh “SENTUHAN” yG tiDAk PeRnah MenYakiTi dan seBuah “PERSAHABATAN” yanG tidAk pRnah BeraKhir.

apriyanti margina

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saat berakhir , tak pernah terpikir olehku …
tak sedikit pun aku bayangkan , kau akan pergi meninggalkan ku sendiri …
begitu sulit aku bayangkan ,
begitu sakit ku rasakan …
kau akan pergi tinggalkan aku sendiri …
akankah kau kembali … ???

vairuz_emo_muslim@yahoo.com

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huhu
aku mau makannnnnnnnnnnnn
ingat nasi
aku mau bokerrrrrrrrrr
ingat wc
aku mau tidur
ingat bantallll
cintaaaaaaaaaaa
mereka udah gilaaaaaaaa

(plesetan lagunya maia ahmad)

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sbnerx Q pngen ngomOng dr lbuk htiQ yg pling dlm,km tau saAt ni air mataQ menetes dgn sndrix membshi pi2, rsax pdih skli.Q mhoN pd U tlong”sebulno motoQ,KLILIPEN!!!!!!!! (artinya: tolong tiupin mataku, kemasukan debu ni)

korenk_blacklist@yahoo.com

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Aktifkan Pi-Ring anda dgn MENU : BAKSO s.d SATE. rAIH DISKON 10% . Ketik : LAPER kirim ke PERUT ANDA ( Rp 7000 + esteh ). Untuk stop ketik : WARTEG! info : hub. Warung terdekat

pingkan_sumampow@yahoo.com

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q hnya ingn tau prasaan q ma km yg sbener’a
sbnr’a q tuch ??????????????????????????????????????

q tuch…………………….

U…U…Uenek bngt ma bau KAOS KAKI KMU YANG BAU BADEG DAN APEK !!!!!!!!

nzipperz@yahoo.co.id
intan & linggar

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SeuTai KaTa TeRunGkAp dARi jiWa
SeUlaS sEnYum memBeRi PeSoNa
kU aLunKan NadA TaPi TiDaK beRsUaRa.
HanYa LeWaT sMs iNi kU TuLiSkAn,
“SeLaMaT SoRe SeMuA…..”

yuliana

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Jika maTa aDaLah cAhAyA… mAkA haTi aDaLah PeRmaTa….. SaaT bAhAgiA MeRoNa…… mAkA TaWa aDaLaH waRna…… JiKa sEnYUm aDaLaH ibAdAh… mUnGkin “CINTA” aDaLaH AnUgRaH………

yuliet999@yahoo.com

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LeMoN teA !!!
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CI””””I sPeCiaL
t _ l 4 U

di BuaT dEnGaN 4 RaSa:
1. CinTa
2. KaSiH SaYanG
3. KeRinDuaN
4. KeikHlasAn
mAniEs KhaN ??
jGn LupA bAyAr DenGaN SenYuMaN yAh… ^_^

yuliana

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naSi RaMeS daRi joGjA_
yG dApEt sMs caKep juGa_

BuaH MangGis diMaKaN uLet_
yG bACa sMs CaKeP BanGeT_

aDa sNoOPy di DeKeT KinGkOnG_
TeRpAkSa Aq BoOnG_

yuliana

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BeGiTu BanYak PersiNggaHan di jagaT raya ini ,,
BegiTu baNyaK HaL yang biSa qTa perbuat ,,
NamUn ….. Dari Sekian TEMPAt INDAH yanG pErnah ku lihat
dan DimaNa adA Hari Yang SaNgaT iNdah SeLaLu Ku KeNang di HaTi AdaLah ” KeTika Ku BersaMa mU ” ……..

novieenjoyz@yahoo.com

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Kau adalah Berlian yang tak mampu ku beli
Kau adalah Bunga yang tak mampu ku petik
Kau adalah Nafas yang tak dapat ku rasa
Kau adalah Hidayah yang tak dapat ku mengerti
Kau adalah Kupu2 yang tak mungkin ku sentuh
Kau adalah Matahari yang tak mungkin menghangatkan ku
Kau adalah Cahaya yang tak bisa bersinar untuk ku
kau pun Bintang yang tak bisa ku raih
Kau adalah Wanita yang tak dapat ku miliki. . . . . . . .
m.imamudin@yahoo.com

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tanpa matahari, bumi gelap
tanpa aku, dunia sepi…..

tanpa kamu, kebun binatang sepi banget

ita_lovers@yahoo.co.id

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Seorang manager di sebuah perusahaan melihat ada seorang pegawai baru. Lalu dia menyuruh pegawai baru itu untuk datang ke ruangannya.

“Siapa namamu?”, pertanyaan pertama pun diajukan manager pada pegawai baru itu.

“John.” jawab si pegawai.

Manager tampak marah, “Dengar… aku nggak tahu tempatmu seperti apa dulu kamu bekerja, tapi aku tidak memanggil karyawanku dengan nama depan mereka. Itu melanggar etika dan akan menjatuhkan martabat. Aku hanya akan memanggil pegawaiku dengan nama keluarganya seperti … Smith, Jones, Baker… Mengerti, ya? Para karyawan di sini memanggilku Mr. Robertson.”

Nah, karena sekarang masalahnya sudah jelas, katakan siapa nama keluargamu?”, lanjut sang manager.

Pegawai itu dengan mengeluh menjawab, “Darling. Nama lengkap saya adalah John Darling.”

“Saya setuju, saya panggil kamu John saja…”, ujar sang manager terburu-buru.

DANI_danz@yahoo.com

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Buku Notes From Qatar

Buku Notes From Qatar
Notes From Qatar adalah kumpulan tulisan Muhammad Assad yang biasa di posting di blog (www.muhammadassad.wordpress.com)   pada akhir tahun 2009, dan topik pertama berjudul “Dahsyatnya Sedekah!”. Artikel itu bercerita tentang keajaiban yang diperoleh pengarang dari bersedekah, yaitu secara tiba-tiba mendapatkan tiket VVIP untuk menonton sepak bola Brazil vs Inggris secara langsung.
Salah satu ciri khas dan kekuatan dari Notes From Qatar adalah adanya ayat-ayat Al Qur`an atau hadits dan menghubungkan dengan tulisan, karena bertujuan ingin menyampaikan kepada para pembaca (generasi muda khususnya), bahwa ajaran Islam itu tidak sulit dan tempatnya bukan hanya di masjid saja, tapi mencakup seluruh aspek kehidupan seluruh umat manusia.

Walaupun ada ayat-ayat Qur`an dan hadits, bukan berarti tulisan ini hanya eksklusif untuk pembaca Muslim. Banyak dari teman-teman non-Muslim yang juga senang dan menjadi pembaca setia Notes from Qatar karena nilai-nilai yang ditawarkan Islam adalah universal dan berlaku untuk seluruh umat manusia. Rahmatan lil `aalamiin.

Buku ini dijual seharga Rp.62.800,- ,Yaah berarti harus beli bukunya dong??Hmm,,ngga juga,sahabat bisa membacanya gratis via online,lumayan kan? KLIK DISINI untuk membaca langsung dari blognya.

Why should I buy an Android phone?

Why should I buy an Android phone?
Android has come a long way since 2005 when Google bought a relatively unknown company called Android Inc. Over the course of half a decade Google opened up the platform and let anyone download, modify, customize, use and distribute it for free.

Freedom is the keyword that separates Android from all the other smartphones in the market. Apple keeps a tyrannical like grip on its iPhone and Blackberry are not much different. By comparison you are free to download and install any application you want on an Android phone – you are not restricted to what someone in a review department deems to be acceptable.

With this level of freedom, application developers are ditching Apple and embracing the freedom that developing for the Android brings. There are now tens of thousands of applications that you can buy – some of them are even useful! For example the default messaging system is nothing to shout about on the Android but it doesn’t need to be because there are over a dozen free apps that you can download that will replace the built in messaging system for you. This level of customization and choice isn’t available on other smartphones where the makers want to tie you down to only their applications.

Since it’s much easier for developers to create applications and because there is more competition you will find that many apps that you have to pay for on the iPhone and Blackberry are free on the Android – or at least there will be a free ‘lite’ version available so you are saving on the cost of customizing your phone.

If you are anything like the average Internet user you probably use multiple Google web services like Gmail, Gtalk, Docs and Search. While you can access these services on other phones, the Android has purpose built apps which integrate and sync seamlessly with your smartphone. For example, say you add a new contact to your address book, Android is intelligent enough to update your Google contacts list so if you ever lose your phone then all your important contact details are saved in Google’s cloud services.

Security is obviously a big factor and with smartphone usage on the rise, fraudsters and criminal gangs are actively trying to gain access to the sensitive information people store on their phones for financial gains. Although you can get some great protection software for Android you can be assured that Google has always got your back with its remote kill switch ability to neutralize any rogue apps that may have found their way on to your phone.

Finally there is the important factor of choice. With an iPhone you are limited to one model, not great if you want to express yourself. The Blackberry is aimed at business people and the designs are far from inspiring. On the other hand since the Android OS is a free operating system that can be used without royalties, many major phone manufacturers are creating Android based smartphones. You now have a choice of brand, choice of sizes, choice of features and most importantly find a smartphone that fits your budget.

Things that make smartphone smart

Things that make smartphone smart
What is a Smartphone? The name given to handheld devices which performs more tasks than a regular cell phone phone is smartphone. To be perfectly honest, the word smartphone is a bit misleading because it’s very hard to define where a cell phone stops being a cell phone and becomes a smartphone. In 1973, Motorola revolutionized the business world with the introduction of a portable phone that could be used anywhere. Over a period of a decade the device slowly got smaller until you no longer needed to carry a briefcase around with you to make a call! In the 80′s a new kind of handheld device was gaining popularity called the Personal Digital Assistant (PDA). This device helped you keep track of appointments, make notes and remind you of important dates. IBM were the first company to realize that the cell phone and PDA functions could be combined in to one device and in 1992 at the Las Vegas Computer Trade Show they unveiled the first generation of smartphones. From one device you could not only manage your schedule but also call all your contacts to arrange meetings. Fast forward to today and smartphones have changed beyond all recognition from the device IBM released in 1992. For starters, the processing power and memory that these phones have are more powerful than many desktop computers of just a decade ago. Although we can’t definitely define what is and isn’t a smartphone, there are a number of features that can help decide. First and foremost, the smartphone should be able to do so much more than make phone calls and send and receive text messages. It should be a mobile office, a substitute for your computer. In that sense you should be able to not just send and receive emails as you would in Gmail or Outlook, but also find the act of composing an email easy. This means that it should give you a full QWERTY keypad either as part of the phone or as a virtual keypad on the screen. Typing out long emails needs to be much easier than on a standard 0-9 keypad. While we’re on the topic of being able to easily bash out emails and read incoming mails, the screen size should be big enough to see a large chunk of what you are writing which means it needs to be several inches in size. Connectivity is another important factor. We live in a high tech world and business revolves around computers and files. A smartphone should not just be able to read the latest Excel file, but send and receive it too. This means it needs WiFi capability to connect to the company Intranet, Bluetooth to connect to your laptop and your colleagues phones and maybe even a GPS so that your office knows your exact location at any given time. One of the most popular operating systems for Smartphones is the Android OS. This takes productivity to a whole new level and turns your handheld device in to a virtual office. There is very little that you can do on your laptop that these latest smartphones can’t do. And that’s what makes it so smart!

Watch TV in Windows Media

Watch TV in Windows Media
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